Cannibals

IBM started an exchange program. Four employees are exchanged for four cannibals.

At the introduction, the boss said: "You can work here now, you'll earn good and you can eat in the canteen. So leave the other employees alone." The cannibals promise not to molest the others.

After four weeks, the boss comes back and said: "Your work is going fine. Just, we're missing a cleaning lady, do you have an idea what happened to her?" All cannibals swore that they didn't have something to do with it.

When the boss was gone again, the cannibal leader asked: "Who of you did it?" The smallest cannibal shyly gives a sign. "It was me."

"You idiot! We're living here for four weeks on team leaders, system administrators and human resources staff so no one will notice. And you stupid eat a cleaning lady...!!"

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