Miracle

A young woman came to the doctor and complained about stomach aches.

"Please undress so I can examine you", asked the doctor. After five minutes he said: "Congratulations! You're pregnant!"

Of course, the doctor wanted to fill the necessary forms immediately and asked:

"What's your husband's name?" "I'm not married." "Fine, then what's the name of your fiance? Boyfriend?" "I'm neither engaged nor have a boyfriend." The doctor was getting increasingly impatient. "Doesn't matter. What's the name of the father?" "Listen, I've never been with a man in my whole life!"

The doctor got up, turned around and walked to the window. After some minutes, the woman asked: "Why do you keep on staring out of the window?" "You know, when something like that happened last time, a comet passed by and three kings arrived. I don't want to miss that!"

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