Education

Three men were using the men's bathroom. The first one finished, closed the zipper and scrubbed his hands in the basin until they were red. He used at least 20 paper towels, then turned towards the other two and said: "I studied in Harvard, and we were taught to be clean."

The second man finished, closed his pants and went to the basin. He wet his fingers with some drops of water and just used one paper towel. He said: "I studied in Sweden, and we were taught to be environmentally conscious."

The third man closed his zipper and left the bathroom without even looking at the basin. Outside he met the two others and said: "I don't know about you, but at my university we were taught not to pee on our hands."

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