You Are a Lawyer if...

you are charging someone for reading these jokes.

you believe that a forty words' sentence is a short one.

you have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

you can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it's verbal or written.

your other car is a BMW.

when you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

when your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

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