Divorce in India

In India, a man wanted to get divorced. The lawyer asked him: "Why do you want to do that?"The Indian replied: "I am just a simple farmer. But I know, that if I plant rice, I'll harvest rice. And if I plant mango trees, I harvest mango..." "So what's your point?", the lawyer interrupted. "I was planting little Indians... and harvested little Chinese!"

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