Excuse

A married man had an affair with his secretary.

One afternoon, when there wasn't much left to do in the office, they left earlier and went to the secretary's apartment where they had fun the whole afternoon. After some hours they were both exhausted and fell asleep. When they woke up, it was 8 pm already!

While he got dressed, he asked her to make his shoes dirty on the lawn outside.

Coming home, his wife was already in the door waiting for him. "Where have you been?"
"Darling, I can't lie to you any longer. I have an affair with my secretary, and we fell asleep in her apartment."
"Liar! I can see it on your shoes... you've been playing golf again the whole afternoon!"

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