How and Why

How do you make a man do sit-ups?
- Attach the remote to his feet.
How do you scare a man?
- Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Why are men existing?
- Because vibrators cannot mow the lawn.
Why are there more beautiful than intelligent women?
- Because men are better in seeing than in thinking.
How do you call an intelligent, good-looking and sensitive man?
- A rumor.

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