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Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out, "Lord, I have a problem." And the Lord said, "What's the matter, Eve?"

"I know you created me and this beautiful garden. But I'm lonely and I'm sick of eating apples."

"Well, in that case, " replied the Almighty, "I'll create a man for you."
"What is a man?"

"He's a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen. But he's big and fast and muscular. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball and hunting animals and not bad in the sack."
"Sounds great!" replied Eve.

"There's one condition," added the Lord. "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

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