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Chat at dinner

she: If I'll die, would you get married again?
he: Of course not!

she: Why, don't you like being married?
he: Of course I like.

she: So why wouldn't you get married again?
he: Ok, I would get married again.

she: You would? (hurt facial expression)
he: *sigh*

she: Would she sleep in our bed?
he: Where else should we sleep?

she: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
he: Seems appropriate.

she: Would she use my tennis racket?
he: No, she's left-handed...

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