Fate

A woman and a man are having a bad car accident, both cars are complete wrecks. But miraculously, they were both unharmed.

After they had crawled out of their cars, the man said: "Such in incident... you're a woman, I'm a man. Look at our cars - both demolished, but we're fine. That must be a sign! Fate wants us to stay together for the rest of our lives."

The woman looked at the man, who was quite handsome, and said: "You're right, that must be a sign."

The man continued: "And there, another sign! My car is a wreck, but look: The wine bottle on the back seat is intact! Obviously, fate wants us to cheer on our luck!"

He opened the bottle and gave it to the woman.

She nodded and drank quite some of the wine. Then she gave it back - and the man closed the bottle again. She asked: "Don't you want a drink, too?"

The man shook his head and said: "No, I'll rather wait until the police is here..."

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