Men Never Say

8 things you'll never hear a man say:

1. We never talk anymore.

2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

3. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.

5. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

8. Here honey, you use the remote.

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