The Bear Tale

There once was a wood and in this wood there lived many male and female bears. Among those was also a big fat bear. This big fat bear was always in a bad mood because he didn't have sex. Because the female bears in that wood didn't like him.

In that wood there lived also a rabbit. And always when the bear had a really bad mood again (because he didn't have sex) then he caught the rabbit and punched it in the face. Then the bear could laugh, because the rabbit looked so stupid and he felt better for a while.

Once, when the bear was in really bad mood again and just had the rabbit caught on his ears, it made "puff" and a good fairy appeared. She said: "listen, guys, the weather is far too good for beating each other. Do something that makes sense! You have three wishes each. You, fat guy, you're starting."

The bear drops the rabbit and says excitedly: "I wish that all bears in this wood, except from me, turn female and they're all in love with me. Then I'll never have bad mood again." And "puff", all bears turn female.

The rabbit: "And I want to have a great biker helmet so it's not so painful when the bear punches me." And "puff", the rabbit gets it.

The bear, greedy: "And I also want all bears in the next wood to be female and in love with me". And "puff", also in the next wood all bears turn female.

The rabbit: "I want to have a cool, fast motorbike so the bear cannot catch me anymore when he wants to punch me." And "puff", the rabbit has its bike.

The bear: "And I want all bears in the world to be female." And there are only female bears, except from him, and they're all hot for him.

The rabbit puts on the helmet, mounts the motorbike, starts the engine and says: "And I wish that the stupid bear becomes gay!"

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