Hard-Headed

Recently on the open sea... two radio stations talking. It was cold, dark and stormy.

Station 1 to Station 2:
"Please change your course 15 degrees north to avoid a crash."

Station 2:
"We recommend you to change your course 15 degrees south to avoid a crash."

Station 1:
"I am the captain of a US warship. I repeat: Change your course!"

Station 2:
"No, I repeat: You change your course."

Station 1:
"This is the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise, we're the largest warship in the US Navy. Change your course - now!!"

Station 2:
"No, we won't change our course - we're a lighthouse..."

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