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Emergency

Two hunters were in the forest when one of them broke down. He didn't seem to be breathing anymore, and his eyes were glassy. The other hunter took out his cell phone, called emergency and said:
"My friend is dead! What shall I do?"
Answer: "Calm down. I can help you. First, you have to be sure that he's really dead."

Silence followed, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asked:

"Okay, and what shall I do now?"

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