Student Quotes

The Aetna is a very active volcano. Just last year it had a great erection.

A peninsula is an island that isn't finished yet.

Problem with old people is that they're not getting fewer although many die. But new ones are always growing again.

Butter is made of cows. Otherwise it's margarine.

One of the most useful aninmals is the pig. We can use every part of it: The meat from front till back, skin for leather, the hairs for brushes and the name for cursing.

My sister is very ill. She's taking a pill every day. But she's doing it secretly so my parents are not worried.

The officer drew his sword and shot the attacker down.

The moon is smaller than the earth. That's because it's so far away.

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