Marriage Quotes 2

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward, 1956

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
--Jackie Mason

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
-- Montaigne

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-- Hemant Joshi

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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