The Geography of Women

Between 18 and 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia: Only half of her is discovered, wild and of natural beauty, with bushes growing on the fertile river delta.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America or Japan: Completely discovered, very well developed and open for trade, especially with countries having money or cars.

Between 30 and 40 a woman is like India or Spain: Very hot, relaxed and aware of her own beauty.

Between 40 and 45 a woman is like France or Argentina: About half was destroyed during the war, but can be still a warm and nice place to visit.

Between 45 and 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia or Iraq: Lost the war and afflicted by mistakes in the past. Massive rebuilding is necessary.

Between 50 and 60 a woman is like Russia or Canada: Very spacious and solemn, but the frosty climate keeps the people away.

Between 60 and 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia: With a glorious past of conquest but without a similar future.

After 70 women become like Albania or Afghanistan: Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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