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Wife 1.0 failed to initialize long ago and corrupted the whole system...then the child support module kicked in to try to cover for the failure of the OS and has plagued me for sometime. I've been debating for awhile over the Wife 2.0 system. After looking over all the features and with much apprehension over a repeat of the previous disaster, I am considering the upgrade. I think my original copy of Wife one was mislabeled and was actually only a beta test version. It worked fine for a very short period of time but then spawned (being a true primitive multi-tasking operating system).

Boyfriend 1.0. I think this was a fatal error from the beginning, however I didn't immediately recognize it as such and try for a very long time to clean up the fragments left behind. I suppose it was possible that Boyfriend 2 was spawned (and 3 and so on) and could have been running in the background consuming system resources. It was very labor intensive to keep the system running. Seemed like you forever have to re-boot and you know how much time that takes...

So anyway, the latest version of Girlfriend 2.0 has many enhancements and features that are really a major step up from even the full blown Wife 1.0. I hope to be able to upgrade soon.

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