Women Never Say

8 things you'll never hear a woman say:

1. I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress.

2. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

3. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

4. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'

5. Ohhh, this diamond is waayyy toooo big!

6. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

7. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

8. Hey, pull my finger!

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