Office and Prison

If you should once get confused between those two, here are some helpful comparisons:

prison: You spend most of the time at a 2 x 3 m cell.
office: You spend most of the time at a 2 x 2 m space.

prison: You get three meals per day.
office: You just get a break for one meal and you even have to pay for it.

prison: If you're doing well, you get holiday.
office: If you're doing well, you get more work.

prison: The guards open and close all doors for you.
office: You have to wear an ID and open all doors yourself.

prison: You can watch TV and play games.
office: You'll be fired if you watch TV or play.

prison: You've got your own CR.
office: You have to share one CR.

prison: Friends and relatives may visit you.
office: You're not even allowed to call your family.

prison: Everything is payed by tax money and you don't even have to work for it.
office: You have to pay things yourself and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay the prisons.

prison: You've got wardens there.
office: Here you call them "managers".

And you ask yourself why you're still working...

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