Pregnant Nun

George is not feeling very well and he decides to go to a doctor. While he is waiting in the doctor's reception room, a nun comes out of the doctor's office. She looks very ashen, drawn and haggard.

George goes into the doctor's office and says to the doctor:
"I just saw a nun leaving who looked absolutely terrible. I have never seen a woman look worse."

The doctor says: "I just told her that she is pregnant."

George exclaims: "Oh my, is she?"

"No, but it sure cured her hiccups."