Microsoft Cars

If Microsoft built cars....

# Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
# Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this and carry on.
# Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to reinstall the engine. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this this too.
# You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a "Car 97" or a "Car NT", but then you'd have to buy more seats.
# Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as fast, twice as easy to drive, but it would only run on 5% of the roads.
# The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
# The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
# New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
# The airbag system would say, "Are you sure?" before going off.
# If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.

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