Limerick hurling team

A boys parents are getting a divorce, and they have to go to court to see who gets custody of the child. The judge says "Who would you like to stay with?" The boy doesn't answer. "Would you like to stay with your mum?" the judge asks. "No" the boy replies "She beats me!" "What about your Father then?" "No! He beats me too!" "Then who would you like to stay with?" "The Limerick hurling team in Ireland because I hear they beat no one!!!!"

by Bethan Jenkins