Lost in The Supermarket
Two men bumped into each other at the supermarket.
"Oh, excuse me, I wasn't paying attention, I was looking for my wife." said one man.
"So was I," the other exclaimed, "perhaps you've seen her. She is tall, thin yet curvy, blonde, blue eyed and has the longest legs you'll ever see."
"No, no I haven't seen her."
"What's your wife look like, I'll keep my eyes open"
"Screw that, lets just look for your wife!"
by Camillio Moreno
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