That's Why

A blond girl came home cheerfully after her first day at school.

"Mom, mom, today we did calculation and I can count to 20 already, all the others just up to 5. Why is that?" "Well, my child, I don't know, too", the mother replied. "Is it maybe because I'm blond?" "Yes, my child, that might be."

The next day she came home cheerfully again. "Mom, today we had the alphabet, and I can say it up to 'S' already, the others just till 'J'. Why is that?" "Well, my child, I don't know, too", the mother replied. "Is it maybe because I'm blond?" "Yes, my child, that might be."

After the third day at school:

"Mom, mom, today we had sports for the first time. While changing I've seen that the other girls don't have breasts at all. But I'm wearing a bra for 4 years now. Is that because I'm blond?" "No, my child. That's because you're 18 and the others are just 6 years old."

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