It Hurts

A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, It hurts all over."

The doctor is really confused. He says, "What do you mean, it hurts all over?"

The blonde says, "I'll show you."

She then touches herself on her leg. "OW!!! It hurts there."

Then she touches her earlobe. "OW!!!!!! It hurts there too!"

Then she touches her hair. "OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!"

So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for 5 min. Then he says, "Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?"

The blonde says "Yes, why?"

The doctor says, "Well, you've got a broken finger..."

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